Jack hates poetry. Only girls write it and every time he tries to, his brain feels empty. But his teacher, Ms. Stretchberry, won't stop giving her class poetry assignments - and Jack can't avoid them.

If you have chosen to listen to this audio for pleasure, I advise you to put it down now, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, this is the least pleasant.

For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.

The members of the Get Rich Quick Club vow to make a million dollars by September.